Things that I have found while cleaning out the closet in my childhood bedroom:
1.  A box containing Barbie clothes and a Barbie tent and camping set.
2.  A set of big wings, made of real feathers, that I wore for Halloween 8 years ago.
3.  Shit-kicking platform knee-high black boots from my "goth" phase (cringe).
4.  A sweater belonging to the guy I dated when I was 16.
5.  6 issues of "New Moon" - the magazine for feminist preteens.  My mom started getting these for me when I got my first period.  Why I put them in a sealed plastic container and stuffed them in the back of my closet, I have no idea.
6.  Two fimo lightbulbs with stars and moons and rainbow peace signs on them.  Holy 6th Grade Batman.
7.   Softball cleats.  :(  Go Gryphs!
8.  Black lingerie - ohhh, SLC Coming Out Dance!  How we miss you.  Sort of.  Except not really at all.
9.  Pink mittens that I wore to elementary school.
10.  A slew of fisherman-style hats from my Hat Phase, freshman year of high school.  I actually thought they were cool.  But it was 1997, so who knows, maybe it WAS cool.
It's like a freakin' time capsule in here.
 
